more like a sculpture than
\na woman – monumental in old
\nlady dress and beads, she
\nawed me with her size,
\nthe immensity of her shelf-like
\nbosom, hair the color and
\ntexture of spunsteel – more like
\nGodzilla than a 4th-grade teacher,
\nshe hypnotized her students with
\nher wrinkly jiggling neck skin<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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