great she-bear when pregnant,
\nhair and face and voice
\nof Goldilocks – sly innocent with
\nhusband a conquistador who often
\ndisappeared into the bathroom, you
\nprematurely bore a tiny daughter,
\nRobin, blonde, she wouldn’t breastfeed –
\nso glaring at your errors,
\nyou pay the piper, steal
\na pig, away you run <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
great she-bear when pregnant, hair and face and voice of Goldilocks – sly innocent with husband a conquistador who often disappeared into the bathroom, you prematurely bore a tiny daughter, Robin, blonde, she wouldn’t breastfeed – so glaring at your errors, you pay the piper, steal a pig, away you run<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-51","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-net-of-gems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gemtactics.net\/indra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gemtactics.net\/indra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gemtactics.net\/indra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gemtactics.net\/indra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gemtactics.net\/indra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=51"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gemtactics.net\/indra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gemtactics.net\/indra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=51"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gemtactics.net\/indra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=51"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gemtactics.net\/indra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=51"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}