plumber to the stars – how
\nI imagine you, blond giant,
\nlooming over smaller folk who
\nlack your awesome skills at
\njoking, surfing, having a good
\nlaugh at the expense of
\nany troubles or regrets – let’s
\nresist the drama, picnic on
\nthe lawn, plan water balloon
\nbombings – prankster to the stars<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
plumber to the stars – how I imagine you, blond giant, looming over smaller folk who lack your awesome skills at joking, surfing, having a good laugh at the expense of any troubles or regrets – let’s resist the drama, picnic on the lawn, plan water balloon bombings – prankster to the stars<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-net-of-gems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gemtactics.net\/indra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gemtactics.net\/indra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gemtactics.net\/indra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gemtactics.net\/indra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gemtactics.net\/indra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gemtactics.net\/indra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gemtactics.net\/indra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gemtactics.net\/indra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gemtactics.net\/indra\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}