{"id":110,"date":"2006-11-11T18:09:06","date_gmt":"2006-11-12T01:09:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gemtactics.net\/80pages\/?p=110"},"modified":"2007-11-22T19:14:43","modified_gmt":"2007-11-23T02:14:43","slug":"110","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gemtactics.net\/80pages\/110\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t scratch my left eye. I can&#8217;t applaud. There&#8217;s no use applauding now is there. I&#8217;ve been in two rooms where applause has been called for, and yet\u00e2\u20ac\u201dunable to applaud. No applause necessary. Applaud with aplomb. The plaudits, the maldits, the well-dits. How-do-you-do-dits. This is what we have to say.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t scratch my left eye. I can&#8217;t applaud. There&#8217;s no use applauding now is there. I&#8217;ve been in two rooms where applause has been called for, and yet\u00e2\u20ac\u201dunable to applaud. No applause necessary. Applaud with aplomb. The plaudits, the maldits, the well-dits. How-do-you-do-dits. This is what we have to say.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[304,41,13,184],"tags":[137,3],"class_list":["post-110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-body","category-language","category-self","category-wordplay","tag-eyes","tag-wrist"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gemtactics.net\/80pages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gemtactics.net\/80pages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gemtactics.net\/80pages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gemtactics.net\/80pages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gemtactics.net\/80pages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=110"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gemtactics.net\/80pages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gemtactics.net\/80pages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gemtactics.net\/80pages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gemtactics.net\/80pages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}